Seniors, do you ever go to watch the ponies run?

I bet on the grey mare, I bet on the bay, if I'd bet on old Stewball I'd be a rich man today. The last time I went I was having a phenomenal day. I won most of the 13 first races. There was a Kentucky Derby horse that was racing that was the favorite. He was written up in all the papers. He paid 3-5, but I took all my winnings and put the whole thing on him. That stupid nag balked at the gate and came in dead last. I think the fix was definitely in. I saw grown men crying like babies. But the old mafia guys were grinning from ear to ear.