How do i get rid of my stretch marks?

okay so im a guy who is on a diet right now and fast losing wight. eventualy once i start building muscle and start working out more i want to be able to wear a bathing suit and not have those darn strech marks on my body anymore! i got them on my sholders, arms, somach, waist, legs stc. and i realyl want to get rid of them soon. does ANYONE know any fairly inexpensive and mildy not painfull ways to get rid of them compelatly 100%. i dont want them FADDED im going to be a screen actor and i cant have that ugly stuff still there, i want them GONE.